McFatAss Tee
(noun) A person most widely known for the fat that forms mainly around their ass as a result of the ingestion of McDonalds While found in other countries, the McFatAss tends to breed most successfully in America. They are most comfortable in packs of 3 or 4. However, their shitty 1991 Honda Civics don't usually allow the easy transportation of these packs. Their natural enemy is the scale, stair-masters, gyms, P.E. teachers, movie theatre seats, airline seats, single servings, and anything healthy. In their natural habit, (a McDonalds of course)they can be very easy going and possibly friendly. DON'T BE FOOLED! For as soon as the McFatAss is out of its comfort zone, it will attack! The most common form of attack has been biting! The McFatAss is usually not born fat. It usually develops a sweet tooth for fast food later in life. However, if two McFatAss mates (usually unsuccsessful because one of the two will either have a heart attack, or be crushed to death by the other)they will create a McFatAss baby! The McFatAss baby is very cute when first born. However, that cuteness will soon turn into an ugly McFatAss. There were a few rare occasions where I actually saw 2 McFatAss females prostituting themselves in front of a McDonald'd Drive-Thru. They had chosen the drive-thru so as soon as they made the money, they could waddle in and get their next fix. Once they have become that addicted and desperate, the only cure is rehab =)
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.