McDojo Tee
A martial arts school that is solely established to make money instead of genuinely teaching martial arts. A huge percentage of mcdojos in the U.S. Some signs of a mcdojo: - The instructor claims to be a 10th degree black belt (highest rank possible that is achieved through lifetime of commitment and practice) -Instructor like you to refer to him/her as master/grandmaster or some other ego boosting work -The instructor is overweight -The instructor walks around like a king but doesn't actually (physically) show any techniques -The instructor has a nice/expensive car -The instructor claims to be some kind of champion -Lots of trophies around the dojo -Uniforms with lots of unnecessary patches -Young black belts -Receiving a black belt in a short amount of time -No one ever fails a belt test -Lots of small children running around like it's Chucky Cheese (they are often called little tigers or little dragons or something like that) -Outrageous prices -No discipline -No physical workout (no one is completely exhausted after practice) -The school enforces point fighting -No real self-defense -Little to no contact in sparring -School claiming to be "Family friendly" -"A Black Belt School" -Contract having an option to pay a year in advance -Guaranteed to have a belt promotion test within 3 months of starting training -Students showing poor technique and no power -Young children sparring with adults (imagine being at least a teenager and sparing a 10 year old) -Instructors claiming to be the best and having the best school I can go on, but you get the idea.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum