mcdojo Tee
Here are some more Mcdojo examples in addition to my list that was posted eariler. 1. The Black Belts haven't reached puberty yet and they can rent out the dojo for birthday parties. 2. Your instructor tries to flirt with your girlfriend when she attempts to visit you at the dojo. 3. Your instructor is having an affair with one of his students. 4. Your instructor gives a speech during class about how TKD is superior to all other martial arts. 5. Your instructor won't allow you to compete in a tournament because his techniques are too deadly and you'd actually kill or seriously injure anyone you competed against. 6. You attend a Chinese Kung Fu School that uses the Japanese Belt Ranking System. 7. You attend a Hapkido School, but all the grappling elements have been curiously eliminated from the training. 8. Your instructor places an embargo on his students equipment purchases. You will be repremanded for bringing in gear and Gi's purchases outside the Mcdojo. 9. While sparring your instructor complains that you're not being aggressive enough. Then, when you become more aggressive your instructor complains that your being too aggessive. 10. Your instructor names his style after himself. For example Joe Son Do, Dux Ryu, Rex Kwon Do.
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Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
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Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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