Maya Tee
mayas are funny, caring, and extremely tall. they probably play a few sports, but don’t commit their life to sports. they LOVE theater and are usually attracted to shorter guys with blonde hair and blue eyes. maya is very particular about who she likes and once she falls in love with them, she will like them forever! (even if they don’t like her back). Maya is pretty, but doesn’t know it. sometimes mayas will feel left out of groups and lonely. if you love a maya be grateful you know her because she is just a big goofball! mayas don’t easily get jealous, but are very sensitive. if you hurt a maya phishicallly or mentally she will be heartbroken. if you are lucky enough to meet a maya treat her amazing. mayas are not picky about food except when it comes to bananas, mayas can’t stand the taste or smell. sometimes it is easy to get into a fight with maya, but it is also easy to make up. mayas are clumsy, but try not to show it. there are a few things that can get mayas screaming and running for the hill like, spiders, bees, cockroaches, etc. mayas like to make up nicknames for their crush and other people. the names are usually a food or object. her best subjects are science and ELA and worst is math. for all of the guys, love maya, you won’t regret it. NEVER HURT A MAYA, even thought they will forgive, they will never forget. be gental with maya and one day you might be lucky enough to be her boyfriends or friend.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.