Maximizing Tee
To actively improve one's health with proper diet and exercise. Maximizing is a lifestyle rather than a "diet plan" in which mind & body wellness are paramount. Ridiculing others on their physique whilst displaying moments of disobedience to peers via iPhone 4 picture/video(s) (e.g. drinking soda) becomes a primary directive. Letting others know if they are "obese" is a gesture of kindness and compassion to fellow (white) man. Social acceptance of a healthy lifestyle is one major motivation to constantly be at one's best physical shape. Many practitioners learn to adeptly (yet subtly) display muscle tone, depth, and mass during everyday activities/interactions (e.g. folding one's arms, picking a glass of water, and using arm gestures during discussions). Drinking alcohol can be accepted periodically in order to allow others the privilege of viewing these unearthly manifestations of physical prowess. The gym is "hit" at least every other day to demolish all muscle groups. Constant hydration is always encouraged along with eating unprocessed foods (gluten free). Organic fruits, vegetables, meats (chicken and or sardines), and such commonly are consumed. Anything else is considering poison, toxic, and trash in which strict repulsion is common protocol. Many whom practice maximizing participate in activities like; wake-boarding, snowboarding, surfing, wrestling, & electro-dancing.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.