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Max Dagger Tee

Max Dagger (aka the world's greatest assassin) is a short story/movie(1 hour 42 min) about a tragic tale in which a man named Max Dagger and his assistant (aka long time work associate) Sanchez must over come the death of Max's son. In their journey they come across Russian oil miners, Cranky Katana wielders and Bill Cosby (aka Dr Huxtable). Max Daggar II: The Fall of Max Dagger(2007) was loosely based on the lives of the two college students that created it. Max Dagger II was a huge hit until its sequel, Max Daggur III(2008), which blew it out of the water. People quickly forgot the the second one even existed. Max Dager III received the same treatment when the Max Daggar Christmas special, A Christmas Dagger(2008), was released to the public. == Max Daggar II: The Fall of Max Dagger == Max Daggar II: The Fall of Max Dagger was a huge hit with most people who saw it. It told a life changing tale of Max Dagger starting with his birth. Throughout the movie he has to use his mind to dig his own grave and bury himself with his body. Although easier said than done, Max decided to bring along a few friends this time. Sanch, Sanch's wife, Joey ***** Carrera, and the Dimensional drifter accompany Max through his adventure full of twists and turns. It ended with a rather large cliff hanger which was not received well by audiences. == Max Dagger III: The Betrayal of Max Dagger, Diablo-There can be only one Max Dagger-Max Dagger II: The Last Saiyan Prince-Caught in the Shadow of the Dagger-Max Dagger III: The Fall of Man == Living up to its predecessor can be difficult for a short film(1 hour 27 min). In this case Max Dagger III was so much better than Max Dagger II that it rendered it to be non-cannon to the series. In fact, Max Dagger II became so worthless that its name was changed to "The Qur'an." Max Dagger III's story line was mostly taken from bits and pieces of negro folklore. Although it doesn't seem like it, Max Dagger III brought a new and quirky theme to the series. Audiences mostly had trouble getting used to the new cast as most of the old one died in child birth. Overall, Max Dagger III was respected and well liked by many but was never quite as good as Max Dagger II. == The Max Dagger Christmas Special == Basically it is a sound track for the Max Dagger series. The single "A Singing Dagger" was refreshing yet frustrating as it was just the hum of a fish tank. Most of the tracks are just ambiance but played backwards they reveal Satanic messages.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
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True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Joey L. Jun 16
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

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