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Max Dagger Tee

Max Dagger (aka the world's greatest assassin) is a short story/movie(1 hour 42 min) about a tragic tale in which a man named Max Dagger and his assistant (aka long time work associate) Sanchez must over come the death of Max's son. In their journey they come across Russian oil miners, Cranky Katana wielders and Bill Cosby (aka Dr Huxtable). Max Daggar II: The Fall of Max Dagger(2007) was loosely based on the lives of the two college students that created it. Max Dagger II was a huge hit until its sequel, Max Daggur III(2008), which blew it out of the water. People quickly forgot the the second one even existed. Max Dager III received the same treatment when the Max Daggar Christmas special, A Christmas Dagger(2008), was released to the public. == Max Daggar II: The Fall of Max Dagger == Max Daggar II: The Fall of Max Dagger was a huge hit with most people who saw it. It told a life changing tale of Max Dagger starting with his birth. Throughout the movie he has to use his mind to dig his own grave and bury himself with his body. Although easier said than done, Max decided to bring along a few friends this time. Sanch, Sanch's wife, Joey ***** Carrera, and the Dimensional drifter accompany Max through his adventure full of twists and turns. It ended with a rather large cliff hanger which was not received well by audiences. == Max Dagger III: The Betrayal of Max Dagger, Diablo-There can be only one Max Dagger-Max Dagger II: The Last Saiyan Prince-Caught in the Shadow of the Dagger-Max Dagger III: The Fall of Man == Living up to its predecessor can be difficult for a short film(1 hour 27 min). In this case Max Dagger III was so much better than Max Dagger II that it rendered it to be non-cannon to the series. In fact, Max Dagger II became so worthless that its name was changed to "The Qur'an." Max Dagger III's story line was mostly taken from bits and pieces of negro folklore. Although it doesn't seem like it, Max Dagger III brought a new and quirky theme to the series. Audiences mostly had trouble getting used to the new cast as most of the old one died in child birth. Overall, Max Dagger III was respected and well liked by many but was never quite as good as Max Dagger II. == The Max Dagger Christmas Special == Basically it is a sound track for the Max Dagger series. The single "A Singing Dagger" was refreshing yet frustrating as it was just the hum of a fish tank. Most of the tracks are just ambiance but played backwards they reveal Satanic messages.

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Soft, comfortable fabric
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Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
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Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G. Jan 20
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