Max Tee
Max. Max is the type of boyfriend to love you, to show you affection, attention, and most of happiness. He’s loving, he’s the cutest boyfriend ever. He’s the best sex giver. And i mean it. He likes being called daddy. He loves getting horny from his special girl. If you think he’ll cheat on you, you’re wrong. He’ll love with all his heart and he’ll make you his top priority (except his family). He’ll act like a little kid when he’s with his girlfriend and trust me it’ll be the most cutest thing ever. If you post on your snapchat story or your instagram story, he’ll slide up and call you “hot”, “beautiful”, “pretty”, and other stuff. He’ll tease you without you even knowing it. He has a big dick to but don’t tell that to the other girls. His moans are just *chef kiss*, trust me you’ll get butterflies from it. And if y’all are having sex and he says “Fuck baby, you feel so good”, girl- you’re getting butterflies from that shit. But when you tease him, OH MY LORD that’s when the real fun happens. And if he wants to control your body, LET. HIM. TRUST ME HE’LL DO AN AMAZING JOB. Okay that’s enough about Max.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡