Matthew W Tee
You know when you've met a Matthew W. Just being in the same room as him will stop your heart & simultaneously make it thud a hundred times faster. His smile takes on many forms: mischievous, endearing, excited, understanding, & others. He gets a twinkle in his eye whenever he's doing something he's passionate about. Matthew W is passionate about music: he's a metalhead, jazz lover, country crusader, & enjoys everything in between; he's an amazing drummer, & has a perfect voice. Matthew W is passionate about his family, his work (he's probably a mechanic), his faith, friends, cars (namely Subarus) & ultimate frisbee. Matthew W works harder than anyone else, but doesn't do it for credit. He has a charm about him that draws women in but is loyal to his girl and goes above & beyond to show his love for her--despite his humble claims saying otherwise, he's a romantic. He's thoughtful, generous, kind, quick to forgive & is always honest. He's the handsomest man this world has ever known, & has a wonderful personality to match his good looks. You'll never grow tired of a Matthew W. He's a gift from God to all who he meets, & there's no doubt that upon meeting him you'll want to be his best friend or marry him. Either way, you'll want to keep him around for the rest of your life so you can always hug him (he has the best hugs), kiss him, hear his laughter, or just be in his presence as you go for a Sunday cruise or a walk. He's everything anyone ever wanted in a man & so much more.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.