Matthew Mew Tee
Matthew Mew (also known as The ManMountain, BigLadMatt, M&M_Cubes and many more) is a mythic, god-like, higher being that lives upon the rest of mankind. He has a chiseled physique that even the Greek gods are jealous of. His humour is unmatched and he is omnibenevolent, omnipotent, omnipotence and all the other good omni...s. Matthew Mew is 'built different' - The Bible of the ManMountain 1:6 Matthew Mew is the definition of masculinity. He is so highly regarded by all beings that he is the only person whom has a sacred text worshipping him written by a collaboration of all gods known to man. (see below) The Man Mountain that is Matthew Mew. There is a man mountain of a man whom to see, many travel from afar, For legends say this man mountain can open any lid from any jar. And there was the man mountain of a man, Either side were women cooling him with a fan. His voice was deep and boomed across the valley, His feats were famous and told but too many to talley. "I am the King of Kings: Mighty and receives no hate", And the people bow down not for his power but for his great. His high fives create earthquakes, Upon which the people would remember his enemies mortal fates. This man mountain of a man was Matthew Mew.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.