matthew Tee
Matthews are charismatic enough to ruin your life. You meet them thinking that they are charming and sincere, but they will always find a way to disappoint on a massive scale that makes you really sad until you get riled up with your friends who coincidentally have all been wronged by a Matthew. Matthews suck; they're the absolute worst. They tell you they love you in the most poetic way and make you fall head over heels because they are very lovable, but it also absolutely kills you when they do something super shitty to ruin you and your image of them. They're loyal but only to a select few, but they consider most people disposable and use them until they have no purpose to them. They'll sleep with you then tell you they love their ex. They're powerful because they're the best liars and gain full control of you and your emotions before fucking up your shit completely. They like to think they're hot shots and they're cocky as shit, and they're smart and all, but the fact that they're assholes makes that not matter in the long run, to you at least, life still tends to treat Matthews just fine despite the fact that they deserve the worst. Like to get left at the alter; they deserve that. But chances are, they will still lead happy and successful lives because life treats you well when you're a Matthew, just not if you interact with one. Stay away if you meet a Matthew.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum