matthew Tee
I male that usually has a great sense of humor. However he likes to depreciate himself because he thinks its a gift to make people feel sad/have pity on. He also likes to read Urban definitions instead of the ACTUAL dictionary's definitions. Hes usually a red-head with a good taste in friends. He also likes shirts with words on them. But the thing he loves most is Long Hugs. If you get to know him really well then you will know exactly how hes going to respond to the things you say and do. He is a 10 on the kisser scale. He loves to have fun and likes to talk with friends. He enjoys attention A LOT but he wont say he does unless you really know him. He is the perfect type of Matthew. He also wants to buy a toaster oven because most Matthews like pop tarts. Its hard to annoy a Matthew though because he is a very nice person. However Matthews sometimes have bad habits of listening to one song on repeat because they found something they like. Most Matthews like to play popular weird video games and spend a lot of time browsing the internet. BTW Matthew is just a name.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.