Matt Tee
Matt is the name of a rare man who is not only nerdy, but sexy and really good at video games. Men wish they could be him, and women spend a lifetime looking for a man like him. He's fashionable, likes tattoos and guitars and music is a big part of his life. A devoted dad but he still managed to give his all to only one lucky lady. He's trustworthy, giving and loyal. He makes the world stand still when he looks in your eyes. He makes you feel like you're the only one for him even though you know he could find/deserves better. Time and space couldn't stop you from loving Matt. Your bond is constant and forever and at times it may feel like he's the only one who understands you. He is a love maker to the max core, but can still surprise you and flip you over and stick it in your butt! There is never a dull moment with Matt. He would go to the ends of the earth for the ones he loves. If you are lucky enough to find a Matt, cherish him and never take him for granted. Never let go and never make a decision you will regret. Finding a Matt is the equivalent to winning the lottery. Once you have loved Matt, you can never let go or forget about it. He leaves a mark on your soul, forever changing it. Life is never the same if you lose Matt, you also lose a piece of yourself.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating