Matrep Tee
Matreps are gangsters of the Malay race. They are normally identified by their distinctive Malay accent, darker skin colour, bad English, strong cigarette smell and sleeve tattoos. They like to hang out in groups and will start a fight with anyone. They are normally in an unstable relationship with a minah. Their favourite mode of transport are E-Scooters that are illegally modified to make them feel like the king of the road. Since they are lowly educated with terrible academic results, they rely on their E-Scooters to do food delivery for a living. Luckier Matreps will manage to secure a job delivering parcels using a modded Toyota Hiace, which they can blast their favourite DJ mixes. When they get their driving license, their choice of vehicles to purchase on full loan are cheap and/or over 10 years old. Their top picks are: Yamaha Sniper, Yamaha Aerox (Motorcycles), Mitsubishi Lancer, Honda Civic, Volkswagen Golf and Volkswagen Scirocco (Cars). Like their E-Scooters, they will illegally modify their vehicle to make the loudest, obnoxious sounding noises that a vehicle can make. They like the attention from shocked by-standers as they speed past them recklessly.
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂