Matalena Tee
Origin: Polynesian variant of names like Magdalene or Madeleine; original Polynesian name meaning ‘beautiful’ or ‘bold.’ Matalena is the feisty mom, who will stand up for anyone who is being bullied. She is the kind woman who gives to every hurting person she sees. If you’ve ever been picked up in the rain and delivered home safely by a stranger, or been given a woman’s last $20, the person helping you was probably named after or raised by a Matalena. Her only weakness is her pride — she has a tendency to think her way is the only way. But she is a prayerful person, who learns humility through God. She is a follower of Jesus and a great dancer, even if her kids make fun of her as she dances! Matalena is intelligent and can be anything in the world, but her greatest joy will come from being a mother, aunty, and grandmother. She is a protector and a loving sister. She loves all of God’s creatures, but especially dolphins and pit bulls named Jacques. If you know a Matalena, you know that you can conquer any obstacle, because her strength and fearlessness tells you so.
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Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡