Masshole Tee
A particular type of resident (actually, denizen) of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts who is (1) loud, stoooppyd, and hidebound, (2) who has no connections between their shriveled brains and any parts of their bodies, especially their hands and legs that are supposed to control their caaahh (automobile) and their mouths, which make drunks from other states seem articulate and sophisticated in comparison. Their baseball team, the Boston Red Sox is one to which they are fanatically devoted, despite that team's mediocre record, but entertaining performances. Likewise they express their collective and massive inferiority complex by acting lame, stupid and hostile to even the most trivial item or word related to the New York Yankees, including New York residents in general, especially when the Sox get massacred by the Yankees, which seems to happen all the time. In general, you can always know that you're in the presence of a Masshole, when you get a strong sensation in your gut which makes you pray that this thing should immediately crawl back into the crevice from which it came.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂