Mason Tee
The most fucking perfect guy you will ever meet. With effortlessly perfectly styled bronzish hair and deep brown eyes, Mason’s face alone will draw you in, and his personality will keep you there. He is super athletic and r i p p e d!!! He’s also super smart and funny! He can be super random at times, which is good if you need to relax. Don’t be upset if one ignores you, Masons often ignore someone for a short period of time if they upset them in any way. Don’t worry though, this is just him trying to cool off. Masons are nurturing but dominant boyfriends. Mason will care for your every need, yet know when to stop you if you’ve gone too far. Mason makes an amazing friend as he gives great advice. Consider yourself lucky to know one. Often found with an Aurora, these two make a power couple that is unstoppable. No one will mess with either of them for fear the other one will fuck them up. All of their friends are super supportive and protective of them, so they stay well protected. Never let one go if you find one. They will never let you down.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.