Maryland Tee
A cute little state, you usually don't look at it first on the map. We aren't super southern, though 75% of the inhabitants think we are, and we aren't too northern. And due to common misconceptions, we do have accents, it all depends which part you're in, or if you just moved here. Some say things like "Warshington" or "wooder" and we round out words, like "Baldamore" instead of "Baltimore". And most of us don't say the "D" in Maryland. If you notice the way most poorly educated school children talk, they talk extremely fast, verbally tripping over their words. Maryland school children don't know what a "school district" is, because Maryland's school systems are by county. The teenagers in small towns have their local hangouts, and their code names for their towns. Maryland has historical places, and ghettos. Majority is white, but we have places where theres lots of blacks, a few Hispanics, especially in Montgomery county. Most the whites reside in Carroll and Frederick county. All Marylanders know that PG county is the ghetto. The vacationing spot everyone goes to is Ocean City, where the kids wait and go to Senior Week, and get busted with possession of alcohol under the age of 21. Maryland also has their beloved state troopers. Frederick is the largest county in Maryland, probably because it's all farmland. Maryland is a pretty cool place to live, and it's not all boring. Come visit us, we love company! Come eat our blue crabs. !
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨