Mary Tee
Shes the girl that you grew up with that took care of that bully for you in the fourth grade. As such, you are obligated to be her friend for life. Shes wild and crazy but not in the way that really smart or creative people are. You are the most adventurous person in her world because you always take her on hiking trips at least 100 miles from any city or town. Most of her ideas and opinions are a cause for concern. This is ok because she had her license revoked, has never held a job, and is not allowed near children. She has 30 cats. Marys are typically not physically harmful and are usually agreeable but are also very open to suggestion. Never get more than one Mary together in the same 100sqft space. The number one concern of any friend of a Mary is reddit. A Mary should always be monitored by someone but this is not an easy thing to do. When left unattended, a Mary will instinctively logon to reddit. This is not usually a problem but for reasons unknown to science, a Mary is able to signal to other Marys about the login. Help save reddit and monitor your Mary.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!