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Marx Tee

Marx the philosopher was a communist Nazi pig that is now sucking Hitler's cock in hell! And from what Linda Blaire in the exorcist says, Marx is doing a great job of it to! Karl Heinrich Marx was born in Germany and came from a long line of Jewish Rabbis. Marx's family rejected Judaism and moved onto Christianity (which that's about the only fucking good thing he ever fuck'n did!). However the Marx family only did this out of pressure from the government, so in a sense depending on outcomes the Marx family may have converted to Satanists if it were on the cards. Why struggle when you can bend? Karl Marx then came up with this crazy theory about the working class and the struggles of mankind in regards to labor markets. Cutting a long story short, Marx was just someone who got caught up in the moment of the times and was a total hypocrite! Marx was apparently for the working classes and had all these Nazi theories of giving up your personal freedom, control and wealth to the government, but yet Marx married into wealth, and not only that he married into royalty! Marx married Jenny von Westphalen a daughter of a German baron. This was kept very secret at the time as Marx was going into politics and didn't want to be perceived by his hard working class folk as someone who was a hypocrite! Marx most famous works are 'Class Struggles', however now marrying into royalty with rich fuck buddy friends like Friedrich Engels and having sex with maids, Marx's only struggle in life was to keep up a perception of deceit! In a sense Marx opened the door to Hitler! See cunt, traitor and terrorists. And for further information on fuck buddies. See George Michael or AIDS-fuck.

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True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

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