Maro Tee
Maro is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. We going out for about a month and a half. We did so much like go to carnivals together sit on rides and play carnival games. I would bet her every time. We go out to dinner and I would get drunk. I was jealous of her exes so much that we would always fight about it. She would kick my ass black and blue but I stood my ground and fought back I wasn't going out like no punk. She would beat me so bad that every time we would wanna fuck my dick would go limp or maybe that was because I found out she was too good for me and wtf is this Goddess doing with me. But again I wasn't going out like no punk I fucked and fucked till I put a baby in her. But then she realized she didn't want ugly retarded babies and aborted. But again I wasn't going out like no punk so again I huffed and puffed and fucked again till she was pregnant with twins. She was happy at first like we're having twins but She thought it over and was like I can't raise three ugly and retarded babies. Till finally she locked me up and fucked someone else. But that's not all She still wasn't happy and still till this day wishes she was raising 3 ugly and retarded babies The End
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.