marlene Tee
Marlene is the quintessential pretty woman. Marlene is everything. She is perfect, faultless, sublime. She is everything everyone wants to be. You can barely tell if you want to be her or be with her. Firstly, her face is surreal. The moment you make eye contact with her you fall in love. Her nose is the perfect button and her lips are full and symmetrical. Somehow her whole face stays perfect throughout the whole day and whole night, with or without makeup. Her hair sits perfectly around her face and never seems to knot or have any fly aways. Her body is beautiful and feminine. Respectfully, her body is curvaceous and divine and makes any outfit she wears look 10 times better. She is tall and confident and could pass for a Victoria Secret Model. But even though she is perfect from the outside, her mind is unsurpassable. Without fault. She cares more for the people around her than herself, though she should be her main priority. She sympathises like no other and has this aura of safety and love. Her presence makes you feel secure and treasured. I wish I was marlene.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂