Markus Tee
Markus is a mad lad. He’s a inter dimensional being who can go anywhere at anytime he wants to. He’s Australian loves prawns and shits himself 24/7 The only cure to his shitting is a Taco Bell Iv which doesn’t actually help it just makes him barf and shit himself. It’s also important to note he’s a tyrant in specific universe’s causing him to kill people who don’t consent. One of his many timelines is explored in Detroit become human where he meets his robot lover semen the only one he loves more then himself. Another one of his timelines is explored in nuclear butterfly. A book on hiatus by tiddieboobies on Wattpad The most important thing about Markus is after the events of Detroit become human he needs a place to store his people. Finding assholes to be the best place he uses his inter dimensional powers in search for the perfect asshole. Problem is Markus can’t colonize an asshole without consent causing him to live a life where the only asshole he gets is his robot lovers semen. Another timeline is explored in the book reflections on Wattpad. A terrible book where the main characters are straggots #gayrighys
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means