Marist High School Tee
A Catholic school located on the southside of Chicago. There you can find some respectable young women and frankly superb young men. The women are good hearted, while also being able to let loose (Within the bounds of self respect, of course). The men are simply known for their athletic and academic prowess. The band is very well known for their sophisticated melodies. It has been described to be akin to a sweet angel blessing one's eardrums with warm and tender kisses. They are taught by a strict but competent band director. Think J.K Simmons in whiplash except in the body of Al from Al's Toy Barn. The Football team is skillful to a degree, however their performance varies from year to year. There also has been unfortunate transfers due to personal reasons. One truly famous example was the transfer of one of our best and brightest who shall remain undisclosed. However, to express the magnitude of this loss is a message written in hopes of reaching him: "Dear C.M. Jr., We may not have spoken much, at all in fact. But, you were a shining light in the dark. Your chiseled face and proud expression were a daily boost whenever I saw you walking through the halls with your many many friends. I miss you every day M, so much so words fail me. I know but one truth in this world, if the light at the end of the tunnel does not contain your silhouette I do not wish continue. For I have no place in a universe without you. Until we meet again, Anonymous"
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.