Maria Tee
Maria is the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet in your life. Her ocean blue eyes will hypnotize any man that looks into them. Her ethereal beauty and angelic face captivates everyone's attention. Every girl wants to be Maria and every man wants to have her. A literal goddess, Maria turns everyone's head when she walks into a room. She is smart and cunning while extremely competitive. She is always the person you have the most fun with and she is up for anything. She is daring, brave and excels at everything she does. Once she sets her eyes are set on something nothing can get in her way from having it. She has the most beautiful and addictive smile and can make any one fall in love in a moment. Her long silky hair sparkles like gold whenever she moves. She is elegant with a perfect body and glass-like skin. She is in your mind 24/7 but you can't even be mad about it. Her personality outshines everyone else's and she can always make you laugh. She is extroverted and energetic and makes friends very quickly. She is a loyal friend and someone you can trust with your life. She's a good listener and gives great advice. You can talk to her for hours but it only feels like minutes. If you ever hurt her or her friends she will get to you. Every guy wants Maria but her eyes are on one guy. Her seductive aura can leave you dazed. She is the epitome of beauty and any man's dream. The thought of her will haunt your mind forever. Never let her go.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.