Mari Tee
Mari is one of the most beautiful girls you'll ever meet. She's great in bed, not at first but she gets so much better. She has these amazing blue eyes that'll make you fall in love, as if you're in a trance. She's skinny but has a little bit of meat and she puts herself down for it, always calling herself fat. She has low self esteem and is extremely insecure. She's shy at first, usually around a guy she thinks is cute or likes but later on she gets so comfortable with you and you'll see how perfect she is. There's a big problem about her that you can't change, she gets involved with guys who she knows will hurt her, but more or less she doesn't seem to care. She loves unconditionally, that could also be a bad thing especially if in the end you're gonna hurt her. When she loves someone, she'd do anything for them, putting their needs before hers, tearing her walls down and caring too much about them. If you lose her, then damn you fucked up because there is no other girl that's as amazing as her. She tends to get hurt a lot and tries to cover it up with the fakest of smiles. You'd have to know her well enough to know her fake smiles from her real ones. Make her cry? Damn you must of really hurt her and she must of really cared because she doesn't cry often. She just needs a guy to come around and treat her like a queen because her eyes are too pretty to have tears spilling from them.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂