Marble Tee
DAD: life's a crazy bag of marbles one big, crazy bag of marbles Blue marbles red marbles Half-transparent marbles with a fun swirl in them Some marbles are even more interesting Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with king designs. But then they're the equally limited, but much more surprising, "female" king marble. Some argue that's debatably rarer. I argue that's anxiety-inducing. Some like to abduct smaller marbles. Then you got to shoot that marble... ...'Cause its marble buddy brought a really big, black tentacle marble. Marbles sure are random, Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, Hold other marbles for ransom, forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground, begging for the sweet release of marble death! But you can't. Because you signed a magical marble pact... ... and you can only watch... as its last marble breath... escapes... its marble... lips. SON: Dad? Did marbles hurt you? DAD: No kiddo. I hurt me. I also hurt marbles. I feel worse about the marbles.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means