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Mannford Tee

A small town in NE Oklahoma, technically part of the tulsa metropolitan area, this town is very much off the map, besides the rare crazy news headline (lady robs bank with knife, cops killing cops or guys walking with katanas, nursing home abuse, or some other goofy bullshit). and for good reason. This place is nothing more than another page in the book of the untold midwestern tales. Populated by truly fallen, twisted, and blind souls, with a few honest, good hearted, genuine people, that are so few and far between, that you really have to dig in the sticks, or wait until they somehow cross your path, seemingly like fate when it finally happens, for you to meet someone who isnt a snake in the grass, in some shape or another... The very ware on the soul of living in this town will in a sense, drain the life out of you, feeling your energy slip away as you're dwelling with erratic drug addicts, trailer park/ country road psychos, the arrogant with plenty of underlying hypocrisy, who will simply try not to acknowledge the obvious problem all around them. Continuing to build senior centers, and replacing dime a dozen gas stations, while at the same time not put two seconds into fixing a road, or you're stuck rather alone in the middle, in the mix of all the pathetic mess around you. At every turn, you will find a dead end here, the case remaining with every being who decides to stay. Falling victim to the curse of this shallow, racist, forgotten town.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6
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