man period Tee
The time of the month when a teenage boy, NOT A MAN, experiences hormonal changes which affect his usual state of bitchiness to an extreme level. Symptoms: -irrationality -need to run 10 miles a day -touching themselves -often having rant sessions about the girls they can't get and how bitchy they are, when in reality she's way to good for him and he's to stupid to know how to get a girl in the first place -often doing stupid things repeatedly with other members of the penile race -need to have excessively long lingering conversations with oneself involving why they didn't get the girl and expressing their sadness via music and holes in wall. -lost in thought -a permanent angry look stuck one their face -frequent bathroom visits -drumming fingers on the desk -tapping feet -less than needed humming of sad song by some random band that was cool in the 50's. aka the 18 hundreds -can't express themselves except through song, dance, and pervy comments (more like shuffling..) -getting lost in a hot girls legs.. I mean, I mean... eyes! -looking around with nervous glances -suddenly brings up inside joke that no one else knows -needs to be the center of attention -over-drama-tization of their problems -frequently solving crossword puzzles and math problems -coming up with more sad songs to sing about during next man period -putting random programs on their fancy graphing calculator -still wondering about that girl.. -madly in love with Rae (nice justin)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating