Man Cunt Tee
The ultimate dickbag, or king of all doucheboxes. A sorry excuse for a man, who often can be found at 24 Hour Fitness with a fake tan and a jar of protein powder sticking out of his ass, grunting and gawking at the ladies to try to get the attention he apparently never got as a child. Often passes around STD's and thinks he is the sexiest thing to ever strut around the mangina bars he hangs out at, combing the dance floor or bar area for younger broads who don't realize what a fucking loser he is quite yet because these younger chicks lack experience. Super dumbass, who spells shit wrong on his Facebook, and makes headlines or quotes on his page such as, "Keep it real,"or "This is why I'm hot," in addition to pictures of himself flexing. Basically a disgrace to all men, metrosexual, overly-wrapped up in his own shit, and feels entitled to sex... and makes a big fucking deal about not getting enough sex...even though he sucks major ass in bed. Basically, he put the chick's legs over her head and sticks it in and fucking chills there, being all like, "Is this good for you, babe?" Constantly has to beat off because he sucks at life altogether. Constantly cheats on his dumbass, in-denial girlfriend, and uses words like, "sweetheart" to detract attention from his dirty fucking ballsack and unfaithful tendencies.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍
mine had gay on it. Instant sex.