MAMUN Tee
-noun A conference in Kalamazoo Michigan for all high school students willing, in the Midwest, to participate in a model UN forum (representing countries as if though in the UN) -verb When a man with an excessive amount of chest hair, humps a girl in a Hotel room until she cums then makes a motion of personal privilege by hitting her in the face with your dick repeatedly -noun A conference where college graduate students, who are such liberal douches they only have apple computers, oversee a mock UN conference yet are on a complete power trip because these nerds (legal counsel) were such bitches in high school they feel they are endowed with power over the next generation of losers. A beacon for all douches to meet together and discuss foreign policy as if though there opinion and decision matter. -verb Having sex with a girl by inserting your dick into her vagina and going in and out and while doing so asking her to say your name in proper form as posted on your credentials, then once she is exhausted (45 seconds) you force her to go back to her room because you need to rejoyce in the new found loss of your virginity.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.