Malmönian Flicker Gooning Tee
The ancient, mystical art of flicker gooning in Malmö until you transcend human existence and become a part of the urban landscape. 🌟🔮 One minute, you’re gooning at a neon sign outside a kebab shop, the next minute, you’ve entered a state of nirvana where Swedish meatballs get stuck into your urethra. 🍖✨ The key to true Malmonian Flicker Gooning is patience. Hours may pass as you fixate on flicker gooning at the sight of the Malmö Central Station’s outdated signs, or the faint glow from a malfunctioning traffic light in Västra Hamnen and flicker gooning to the speed of the lights. The more you focus, the deeper you fall into the trance of Malmonian flicker gooning, slowly becoming one with the very soul of Malmö. 🌈😌 Pro tip: For maximum effect, You will need to flicker goon in the 3rd week of February during NordicFuzzCon, for best results you should be rooming in the main hotel, The Clarion Hotel Malmö Live and in the highest floor in the hotel and in the highest numbered room number, with atleast one other person. If you manage to achieve these conditions you will be able to summon the Mascots Iris and Mausie themselves in your room! Bonus points if youre wearing nfc merch or if you have over 1k followers on twitter.com 🔥 Remember: You’re not just gooning in Malmö, you’re becoming a Malmönian, a real NordicFuzzCon attendee doing the yearly tradition of Malmönian flicker gooning. This is the highest level of gaining followers easily on twitter during NordicFuzzCon. 🌍”
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Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!