M9 Pistol Tee
The M9 pistol is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The M9 pistol has 15 round mags (Biggest pistol mag.) that use 9mm bullets. It is extremely common (Well, in terms of gun rarities.) being present in all police-themed buildings. The police officer and veteran occupation that you can select at the start of the game have a high chance of spawning this gun in your house. However, as all common things in any game has it, its kind of ass. The gun has a small base hit percentage (Without aiming levels.) and honestly just does really low damage. It'll likely be your first pistol, but with all these downsides, theres actually an upside. It has one of the lowest noise radiuses in the game, only 50 tiles which really isnt a lot. Anyways, back to downsides. The M9 is the SECOND most un-upgradable gun in the game. (The first being the JS-2000) It can only be modified with 3 attachments, Iron Sights, Red Dot sight, and the underbarrel laser. (Please for the love of god dont use the Red Dot for this gun...) It honestly just really sucks, but what much can you expect from the most common pistol of the game? Aside from downsides, upsides are it's common, somewhat reliable at aiming level 4+, and ammo + mags are really common. I really dont feel like this gun is good, or the worst. It's just.....mediocre. But like worse.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means