Lurkin Tee
The sport of taking in the surroundings of ones self. Usually done at a party, school, malls or social networks. This can be done by oneself or with a group of fellow Lurkers. The objective being to spot out the hottest girl and follow her with out detection. Different hand signals could be used to communicate between a team of lurkers. There are several different levels of Lukin that can one can be judged on. Level 1 Be able to spot a Bad Bitch with minimal to no detection. Level 2 Be able to spot a Bad Bitch and communicate her location using hand signals to fellow lurkers. Level 3 Be able to make physical contact with a Bad Bitch with minimal to no detection. Example: accidentally bump into some butt, elbow a pair of chesticles. Level 4 The ability to continue the lurk on a Bad Bitch Online, using a social network. Such as finding out relationship status, location and other Bad Bitches associates. Level 5 The ability to use nothing but the Lurkin method to find where Bad Bitches will congregate at. Level 6 The ability the master the use of reflective surfaces and the development of heightened peripheral vision. Level 7 The ability to lift items of the Bad Bitch. This could be anything from scarves, gloves to thongs Level 8 Only 3 people have achieved this level. It consists of the ability to master the all levels of Lurkin and capture and contain a Bad Bitch without her knowing.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.