Luke Tee
Luke is a normal stocky kid who wrestles since the day he was born throughout high school. If your name is Luke you are also a real faggot, oh by the way I forgot to mention that you are extremely stocky. In your wrestling career, everyone's expectations of you are so high, but you suck ass somehow, after wrestling basically your whole life. Another great characteristic of a Luke is that he thinks he is the shit. Luke goes around constantly asking for hot girls snapchats and numbers. After a while they give in and he gains their contact info. He will start to be annoying over text and snapchat, thinking he is so awesome for "chatting up a girl" but we all know that she is just ignoring him because as I have already mentioned, he is a stocky faggot. One last thing about Lukes. One key detail is that they are in some accapella group. ( Yes I do know. Why would a stocky faggot want to be more gay. I have no idea why don't you ask Luke.) He is a good singer but never the lead, so all he does is "ba ba doo doo, badoo, badoo, etc."
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating