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*Lucy Lawless doesn't need to drive. Her destinations come to her. *It was Lucy, not Queen Boudicca, that defeated Rome back in the day. *Lucy doesn't need to worry about wearing Red or Blue in L.A.- both the Bloods and the Crips know better than to mess with her. *WWF/WWE's Chyna could lift the 280 pound champ over her head. Lucy can do this with one hand, and was thus banned from wrestling. *Lucy doesn't go through menstration. The eggs are too scared to come out. *She tried to cut her own breasts off, to make it easier to fight. Realizing her breasts were too tough, she now sharpens her sword on them. *Lucy is unable to have sex, unfortunately. The one guy that she tried to sleep with got ground up like hamburger meat. *When Lucy visits Alaska during the summer, the sun sets. *Lucy can touch M.C. Hammer. *When Captain Planet signed off saying "the power is yours!" Lucy said, "no shit sherlock!" *The creator of Wonder Woman met Lucy many years ago, and thus got inspired to create the character of Wonder Woman. *Lucy can convert normal Bacardi into 151 by touching the bottle. *In the club, lucy doesn't get accepted into VIP. VIP gets accepted to her. *Those who think women are the weaker sex have not encountered Lucy yet. *Chuck Norris has challenged Lucy to a fight before. Not wanting to crush his ego, she declined. *Also, she knew such a collision of powers would break the space/time continuum, so she opted out. *When Lucy goes to the mall and walks into Saks, the manager pays her $200 to wear the new pair of Seven Jeans. *When Lucy orders a drink, the bartenders tip HER. *In Las Vegas, Lucy doesn't pull the slot machine lever. Tokens simply spill out when she walks by. *Lucy talks on her cell phone during a movie. *Lucy has caught Bin Laden. *Everyone knows all of our T.V. show's signals travel to outer space. The reason all lifeforms steer clear of earth is because they have heard Xena, Warrior Princess and do not want to get owned.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!
Great conversation piece! Plus I can never find anything with my name on it. This was a great find! Will definitely order more!!!!
Got exactly what I wanted.
Exactly what I expected, thanks!
I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
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Best This is the best shirt I have ever gotten I love it and I definitly recomend it to any friend named Hailie
So cool to quickly be able to turn a trending phrase into wearable art!
it was really good i put dad with the def of tfu and lol
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Love this shirt. Got it for my brother for Christmas and I can’t wait for his reaction! Ordered size L and it seems maybe a little big? Thank you!
thankyou for all your kind reviews. For everyone complaining about the spelling we was high on the bezamine while writing it so fuck youuuuuu
I love it
I really love it it's me through and through. Thank you. And when I want another shirt made I will be going through you guys.
ThIs is perfect
Great quality and fast shipping and I just dropped my mug.
This T-shirt is a high quality product. It fits perfectly and is very comfortable as well. I'm totally satisfied with the product and recommend it to everyone. Not to sound like a commercial or anything, but I really am impressed! Check it out for yourself. If you're thinking about buying something, go ahead. I'm sure I'll be buying more for a few friends soon. Thanks guys! I love this shirt! For real.
My niece laughed and loves her custom shirt.
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |