lucy lawless
*Lucy Lawless doesn't need to drive. Her destinations come to her. *It was Lucy, not Queen Boudicca, that defeated Rome back in the day. *Lucy doesn't need to worry about wearing Red or Blue in L.A.- both the Bloods and the Crips know better than to mess with her. *WWF/WWE's Chyna could lift the 280 pound champ over her head. Lucy can do this with one hand, and was thus banned from wrestling. *Lucy doesn't go through menstration. The eggs are too scared to come out. *She tried to cut her own breasts off, to make it easier to fight. Realizing her breasts were too tough, she now sharpens her sword on them. *Lucy is unable to have sex, unfortunately. The one guy that she tried to sleep with got ground up like hamburger meat. *When Lucy visits Alaska during the summer, the sun sets. *Lucy can touch M.C. Hammer. *When Captain Planet signed off saying "the power is yours!" Lucy said, "no shit sherlock!" *The creator of Wonder Woman met Lucy many years ago, and thus got inspired to create the character of Wonder Woman. *Lucy can convert normal Bacardi into 151 by touching the bottle. *In the club, lucy doesn't get accepted into VIP. VIP gets accepted to her. *Those who think women are the weaker sex have not encountered Lucy yet. *Chuck Norris has challenged Lucy to a fight before. Not wanting to crush his ego, she declined. *Also, she knew such a collision of powers would break the space/time continuum, so she opted out. *When Lucy goes to the mall and walks into Saks, the manager pays her $200 to wear the new pair of Seven Jeans. *When Lucy orders a drink, the bartenders tip HER. *In Las Vegas, Lucy doesn't pull the slot machine lever. Tokens simply spill out when she walks by. *Lucy talks on her cell phone during a movie. *Lucy has caught Bin Laden. *Everyone knows all of our T.V. show's signals travel to outer space. The reason all lifeforms steer clear of earth is because they have heard Xena, Warrior Princess and do not want to get owned.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |