Lounge Lizard Tee
An indolent, pleasure-seeking elite corporate employee who frequents lounges, nightclubs, conferences, sport stadiums, travel venues, etc. where elite people gather with party enhancing substances. Their corporate tenures often last two years at most with salaries that are often above twenty times the local per capita. Prefer to be employed within the Tech Sector. Their job descriptions are limited to utilizing magnetic whiteboards, touchscreen tablets, and teleconferencing devices around Harkness tables within movable glass wall systems with space enhancements. Their computer skills limited to to analyzing Business Intelligence dashboards and cyberstalking their dating partners. Often accompanied by private security details when frequenting community parks and playfields in their gentrification neighborhoods. Stiletto sandals and microskirt are practically the required uniforms for HR professionals providing serves to these elite corporate employees. Standard background qualifications include being a trust fund kid of a family office or attended an elite university without any financial aid assistance. They buy their coffee beverages from any barista who live in unaffordable studio apartment near regional transit centers. When large number of these elite corporate employees have to relocate, their ineffectual politicians also relocates. Publicly traded corporations have to offer contract buyouts to layoff or terminate these elite corporate employees.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means