Long Valley Tee
Long Valley or the "LV" (aka Washington Township)is a small town located in northwest New Jersey in Morris County. Morris county is among the top 10 richest counties in the USA. LV is full of rich snobs who all drive luxury cars. If your from LV you probably are rich and live in a million dollar home. LV is near other wealthy towns such as Chester, and Mendham. Don't confuse LV with being being by Hackettstown because that is where hispanics rome wild by McDonalds and Burger King. If you are from Long Valley you party hard, even at 3rd grade batman themed parties. People range from abercrombie-model to stoned pot boy. You can go to their high school West Morris Central in Chester and find drugs everywhere. You might just get lost in a sea of expensive cars your parents bought you for their last labor day present. Even the little tikes could pass as 20 year old prostitutes. All residents think they are the shit and act gangsta from the ghetto. You probably have something better to do like go to Dunkin' Donuts down in the "valley", pay your high taxes, or some house party at you rich friend's house, because your a OG and are the shit, remember it.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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