Loki Tee
He is the most charming frost giant you can ever meet in your life. His long black hair and blue eyes but straight and strict face makes you get attracted to him. His cute devilish smile can truely melt your heart. He is a norse god, the god of mischef. He is also unpredictable and you will never know what is going on inside his mind. He can help his older brother Thor by asking for help, and planning a betrayal at the same time. Some times he just needs to be alone, with a book in a room too chill and relax for a bit. Do not think he hates you. He can barely show you how much he loves you in a correct way. Do not hurt him, his heart is broken enough now that he knows he is adopted and his father did not even love him at all in those first seconds. His whole life everybody has always prefered Thor to him and it can be hurtfull enough. No body listened him because he was not rude and rebelious but he was always polite. All this ignores are a big part of why he is a villain. So now you can undrestand him a bit. He needs love but he doesn't. What? Yeah he needs to be loved but not in a spoiled way. When he gives you his heart, you will be safe for ever:)....
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.