LMD Tee
LMD standing for “Lauren’s Man Disorder” is a physical and part mental Disease that a man can contract were The male looks like Lauren would be attracted to said man. The Disease was discovered on the afternoon of Halloween in which One was on the 17 transit bus. There was a man seen on this bus who was officially diagnosed with LMD just after being spotted. Thankfully the Disease is not contagious but the doctors put gloves and googles on before inspecting him just in case. Many men have this Disease around the world. It could be your father, your son or even your boyfriend! If a loved one is diagnosed with LMD you should not think of them as any less of a person. People living with LMD still are people they just need a little more help then us normal functioning humans. Sadly, it is hard to cure a case of LMD but it’s not impossible. Putting in contacts, getting a straight hair perm, and not going to the gym anymore is what doctors suggest. If you think a loved one or you has this Disease please look out for the following symptoms: Extremely curly brown hair Round glasses A muscular body “Different ” Loud Starts talking about “YouTube” Starts to emesis words with his body and tone of speech. Always is sarcastic Likes to go to art museums Smiles with one side of his mouth (A man can also still have LMD and not have any of these traits) If you have LMD Lauren probably won’t approach you. She will simply look over at a friend and make her eyes wide.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.