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Linux is one of the most powerful contraceptives ever. The more one learns about Linux, the more powerful its fertility-stealing powers become. Typical Linux users are a sensitive lot. This is because their entire self-esteem is tied up in knowing obscure piping and scripting techniques that nobody in the real world gives a fuck about. Supposedly, this makes them smarter. If a Linux user feels threatened about the coming obsolescence of his beloved OS, untold havoc will be unleashed. This will eventually produce lulz. For this reason, we reveal here the easiest ways to troll a Linux message board or IRC channel. *If the subject of distros comes up, reply, "Yes, but what can <insert distro name> do that Ubuntu can't do? *Claim that the Windows kernel design is better than Linux. *Warn everyone that Mactel will destroy Desktop Linux *Ask "But can it run BSD?" *If the subject of CLI comes up, reply, "But you could do that with DOS twenty years ago!" *Predict that Solaris will eventually destroy Linux *Make completly baseless claims that you are the CEO of a major corportion (don't specify which one!) and say you see no future in Linux. *Tell everyone that Linux isn't ready for grandma *Quote Theo de Raadt *Remind all Linux users that they are still virgins *Point out that the BSD License is infinitely superior to the GPL *Incessantly ask every user about what parts of the code in their kernel were stolen from SCO. *Let it be known that you appreciate Clippy *Ask if Wine can run <insert program here> yet. *Use the phrase "total cost of ownership." *Ask for advise on finding quality Linux games. *Say that Linux is inferior for development because it doesn't have Visual Basic .NET *Make it known that $699 (the fee you legally owe SCO if you use Linux) is $300 more than the price Windows Server 2003 Web Edition, which has more features, greater stability, and has been shown time and time again to have a higher ROI.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
My wife absolutely loves her new T-shirt.
This looks like a weird design but it looks cool
This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.
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I love it I bought me and my family some
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Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...
Damonism T-shirt :+) I found this by accident while surfing through your site. I love this shirt. I bought one and wear it when I feel frisky.
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |