Lindsay Tee
An eastern variation of the western delicacy, the yogurt parfait. It doesn't hide any of its ingredients; it proudly displays its granola, fruits, and yogurt with confidence. This transparency creates an immediate connection and fosters a sense of trust in its composition. Real food. Very real. The yogurt has been exposed to a variety of different bacterial cultures, which all complement each other to form a full, sophisticated blend. The perfect mix of sweetness and courage; richness and intelligence; creaminess and curiosity. Its presence alone will bring a smile to your face. Its cinnamon speckles like adorable freckles, or stars on a Starry Night. Even if served cold (but be careful to keep away from drafts (or the yogurt can lose moisture)), it somehow always exudes a certain warmth. One can't help but feel that this dessert will make the world a better place, and indeed already has made the world a better place, infecting every person it touches with a certain positivity, leaving them happier than before. The moment it touches your lips (if you ever have the great fortune of experiencing it), you will be absolutely enamored, its kiss soft yet fierce, filling you with its warmth and sparking an electromagnetic connection that jolts your heart's conduction system (the berries, yogurt, and fruit, act as cathode, electrolyte, and anode to form a high voltage battery. Or something). Eat with Costa Rican coffee or a pickle, and have a tin or two of cocoa biscuits nearby.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating