LIGMA Tee
LIGMA (Scientific name : Fornitenius virgonetis, publically-known name : Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits), also known as "The Fortnite Virus" or "Virgin Sickness" is a very deadly pathogen virus which causes exgreme damage to every aspect of the living being. They are believed to be in the same family spectrum as BOFA (Scientific name : Dreggius nutineies, publically-known name : Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits), or one stage higher. The disease causes extreme disruption to the immune system, and causes many complications in organs. The pathogen virus is extremely deadly, calculated to be over 557x worse than Ebola. No one is sure whether the virus was created or a mutation of other virus, but we do know that the virus started spreading when the Fortnite streamer "Ninja" was killed by the virus. This event started the LIGMA outbreak. The virus can spread rapidly in a matter of seconds, but one weird aspect of the virus is that it only affects virgins, and non-virgins are completely immune to it. Although the virus still exists out there, the outbreak has been mostly contaminated by a scientist named Prof. Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Ph. D. The effects that LIGMA bring is still widely a mystery, but it is known that a person infected by it can die in the span of two days, and in some cases even a matter of seconds. There are currently no vaccine preventing the virus. But, although not effective, there are treatments to LIGMA that are untested.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.