liberty bell Tee
I'm going to break down the action known as the liberty bell in a few simple steps. Step 1 - You must first forcefully push feces from your rectum until it reaches the danger point, when the turd is ready to fall but hasn't yet. Step 2 - Once the "danger point" has been reached you can slowly carry the dangling shit on your ass to it's destination point, be careful though the feces is very fragile and may fall easily. Step 3 - Once the feces has reached the required destination you can begin preforming the act, you will need to have a female. Now read carefully, this female MUST be under the influence, no normal human would attempt this act without being really...and I mean really fucked up. Step 4 - Once you have the intoxicated female placed on a bed with her mouth opened wide you can begin to lower the feces into her mouth, be careful not to lower it to far or you may cause her to gag or swallow your feces. Step 5 - When the feces has penetrated the lip level you can begin swinging your ass in circles, this will cause the feces to beat rapidly off the walls of the females mouth. Congradulations - If you have made it this far you have offically performed the "liberty bell"
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Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!