liberty bell Mug
I'm going to break down the action known as the liberty bell in a few simple steps. Step 1 - You must first forcefully push feces from your rectum until it reaches the danger point, when the turd is ready to fall but hasn't yet. Step 2 - Once the "danger point" has been reached you can slowly carry the dangling shit on your ass to it's destination point, be careful though the feces is very fragile and may fall easily. Step 3 - Once the feces has reached the required destination you can begin preforming the act, you will need to have a female. Now read carefully, this female MUST be under the influence, no normal human would attempt this act without being really...and I mean really fucked up. Step 4 - Once you have the intoxicated female placed on a bed with her mouth opened wide you can begin to lower the feces into her mouth, be careful not to lower it to far or you may cause her to gag or swallow your feces. Step 5 - When the feces has penetrated the lip level you can begin swinging your ass in circles, this will cause the feces to beat rapidly off the walls of the females mouth. Congradulations - If you have made it this far you have offically performed the "liberty bell"
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Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!