Lia Tee
A black haired curvy chick with strangely crazy nature. She's a serial killer and she's been that way for god knows how long and she murders all of her dates before they even get the chance to really be with her. She does know what she wants in a guy though. She's a singer. So she likes guys that have a specific type of thing to their voice. When she finds the perfect guy, she then marks him by cutting him with her knife across his chest. It's not bad, she just really likes you and she wants to be with you more than you want to be with her after that. If the guy she meets doesn't have the voice that she wants, she just kills them right off the bat. That's the serial killer part. However, she loves cats. She also owns a yellow cat suit that she dresses in to confirm her new relationship with the guy she's fallen for. Or in my opinion, her 'serial killing' outfit. She's does genuinely have what it takes to be in a good long-lasting relationship. Her body, her curves, her hair, her voice, her singing voice, her body, her curves, her ways of smiling like a cat does, her body, you get it. Also she likes yellow things. So if you see her and you have money, maybe buy her a cute yellow bag to go with her cat suit that she wears. Just a tip.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.