larry craig
A self-proclaimed social conservative, a self-proclaimed Christian, the staunchly anti-gay Republican senator from Idaho who was arrested in June 2007 at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport for soliciting sex from an undercover MALE police officer, in a BATHROOM stall. Check out the hilarious Washington Post article about the incident. According to the police report, Craig spread his wobbly legs real wide, played footsie from under the stall partition and also stuck his liver-spotted left hand under the wall – clearly showing the wedding band on his ring finger – supposedly a result of his marriage to a female. Craig pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct but pleaded not guilty to soliciting sex from another person. All in all, this is a case of another moral crusader who likes nothing more than a quick turd punch while he waits for a connecting flight. No reports as to why the good senator chose Minneapolis as the locale for his activities. After all, most of us use Amtrak restrooms for these frivolities. Adding to the humor of it all, the great crusader has stated that this is all a gross misunderstanding and that he simply has a very wide stance when he goes to the bathroom. That seems plausible to me, considering the copious amounts of conservative crap he drops on the senate floor and in the media. Anyone with that much shit in them needs to spread those legs really wide, to ensure a complete dumping of feces. Take a quick look at this dweeb's face. You know he loves to choke on a penis. The wonderful Christian was booked, fined, and sentenced to a year of probation. If I were him, I would violate the probation, in the hopes of being actually arrested, spending some time in jail, and increasing my odds of scoring some man-love – and then blame it all on a big, black, Bubba of a cellmate, a tactic not unfamiliar to Republican legislators - see Bob Allen. I hope these hypocrites finally come out of the closet and lead the next Pride Parade. Larry Craig - a Republican windbag, a Christian politician who spews anti-gay venom, inspired by fucktards such as Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson but at the end of the day, they love nothing more than gagging on a beefy, deeply veined man stick.
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