LandShark Tee
Any police on patrol looking for prey. They usually hunt in pairs or more but sometimes they hunt alone Always terrifying and never friendly Watch out whenever you see one passing by in the next lane over or wherever you spot them If you can see them they have definitely seen you So just try to blend in and don't stand out from the heare of other fish nearby If you are ever targeted and they attempt to get behind you do everything you can to not let them get close enough to read your tag pull into a parking lot or random driveway immediately pop your hood and get out taking your keys out of the ignition this is very important go look under your hood and pretend to ne checking something Just don't make eye contact and pull out your phone and pretend to dial and start talking like its your best buddy just down the street on his way to come help with a little luck the shark will move on to another victim if the shark is extra hungry you may need to wait him out just be patient and he will eventually get another call or get bored and move on as soon as he leaves carefully and quickly get the heck out of site go the opposite direction and don't stop panicking until you're safe at home or inside Walmart
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!