Krystalle’e Tee
Krystalle’e is my girlfriend and is the cutest little garden gnome in the whole world. She has a beautiful heart and doesn’t realize how amazing she truly is. Krystalle’e is 5’0 dark bluish, brownish, greenish, locs, cute nose, big bug eyes, and pearly white teeth. Her favorite colors are black, green and red. Fav movies: -childhood: mowanna, Milan, princess and the frog, lion king -regular: Harry potter, godzilla (2 recent ones), oceans 8, rush hour (all 3), Friday (not really the first but all them), wakanda forever, marvel, thor ragnorok, Comfort movie: death on the Nile McDonald’s order: -Quarter pounder no pickles extra onions -spicy nuggets -banana strawberry smoothie -doesn’t really like fries Fav candy: - harbio twin snake gummies Fav Drink: -grapefruit drink Fav dog: Black or brown lab (puppy) -Apples make her sick -Allergic to pineapples but drink pineapple juice -Allergic to penicillin -hates burnt bacon -Hates room temperature stuff -hates cooked tomatoes SHES MINEEEEE - Lailah 6/6/24
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart