knobage Tee
Knobage: A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of "calling" something, "shottying", or calling "dibs". Dibs: To have the rights to something, to own something. ex: "I get dibs on your organs if you die!" -OR- Shotty: Derived from the word "shotgun" where the person who calls it gets the front seat in the car. Instead of using this only on driving in a car the word may be used to call "dibs" on something or doing something first. Also can be used as "shotty not" where it gives rights to a person not doing a specific task. ex: "I totally shotty the first cup of babies after we blend it. Mmm-mmm good!" An american term derived from the words: * "knob" meaning handle or clutch. Knob can also refer to the act or sexual intercourse or the male genitalia, often called the "penis." ex: "Uncle Robby, how many times have i told you, a door knob is not for humping upon!" -and the word- *age, a suffix used to descrbe any random word that wants to be exentuated upon. ex: "Woa... you have some major boob-age going on here!" History of the word: One fine summer-ish day in a gay ass town called potomac, the awesome princess named Shayna walked into the terrible ogar named Ilana's house. They were in the ogar's room when princess Shayna comented on the ogar's hideous handles, or "knobs" on her new dresser. Then Shayna, being a genious, screamed, "KNOBAGE!!!!" then to discover that it is the best word ever, decided to keep it as her own. I mean, without ME, i mean Shayna, everything would just be AWSO---
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Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡